Maybe Santorum was distracted by the hunky soldier's giant arms in the video. Yum.

It used to be called Circus of the Stars, but the poor actress that replaced Suzanne Somers on Three's Company was eaten by a lion during a lion tamer bit and the show was canceled. I remember watching John Davidson falling face first onto the ground after missing Mark Lynn-Baker's arm during the trapeze artist bit…

Spencer and Heidi thought the police were going to murder them after invading their home once, but the whole kidnapping thing was a new low in getting coverage (no, I don't believe he really thought she was gone). I pretty much agree with the future plans of these two, although I wouldn't be surprised if Michaele is…

I've rewatched this 3 times and still don't know what they are saying for Cars and Cars 2. However, I loved being reminded of the Care Bears Movie and Alvin and the Chipmunks cartoon movie. I watched those movies way too much as a child and had to suffer through them more after I grew out of them thanks to my…

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He did in mixed doubles.

Most of the time, he states the obvious that the questioner is usually asking Savage for permission to do something or to call them out for being stupid and to DTMFA.

Swinging Richards in Atlanta is fun (although with more gay viewers than women, gay porn playing in the background - although no one is really watching it) BJ Roosters is the go-go boy bar (where SR often recruits its dancers after getting them on steroids), and Bliss just opened which is supposedly "classier" than SR.

Louis CK was hilarious on Conan and last night's episode of Louis was really good too. That duck was adorable.

They forgot the part where Cher puts on the sheer coat/jacket thing over her Calvin Klein dress after her dad protests her outfit.

I sort of hope Xtina sues MTO into closing their site. If I ever need to get riled up over awful people's dumb comments, I can always go to the comments section of a blog post about someone gay. They are the worst.

I would also note that um...the characters in True Blood are not real and are not in an ever ending battle with vampires either. I don't want a hex put on me for pointing that out though.

I look forward to the Maury Povich "You ARE the father!" montage which the llamas dancing away.

That llama picture is creepy as all get out. Is it giving birth? Plotting a llama takeover of the world? Preparing to eat my brains? I really don't want to die...by a llama eating me.

Since SuperBass is constantly on the radio, I imagine it'll make it there to #1 eventually.

I forget the character name, but whichever one was the Samantha SATC ripoff got to bed a lot of hot guys (and the second actor that played him was hot too). I think Wilson Cruz also hooked up with him too on the show after he muscled up.

I usually dislike those Facebook groups (except the Betty White for SNL one) that beg for something, but if getting 10 million people to tell Hollywood not to remake Dirty Dancing would do the trick; I'd like the group. But yeah, they better get Wayne Knight to come back again if they stupidly go through with this.

Oh gosh was it bad (except for the lead and his bf/partner). The movie was just as bad, but the acting was much better than anything on Dante's Cove.

Damn, Omar's Latin looking bf was hot, but should have been shirtless.

Oooh, hot! And I bet Vienna would watch.