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Him and The Clarks were so treated so weirdly divergent, I never really listened to Iris much but I’ve heard enough of the Clarks to know that they’re on the same level but you would think the Clarks were going on to reach the heights of alt rock and Iris was a complete has been. I was only born in 1984 so I remember

The View is professional wrestling for SAHMs and Megs is the Heel.

I prefer the earlier seasons where they explored how insanely attracted I am to Elizabeth Shue.

I have complaints, Portnoy.

NoNo Sinwa

I don’t know if I’m going to meet my creator but I do know that when I die, I’m going to get my ashes blasted off into space, and my remains will mingle with the clouds, and one day the cloud will break and I will fall from the heavens in raindrops and then I shall gather myself into a giant cosmic spit tornado and

Do Catholics really join other denominations? In my (former) parish, we just stop going to church.

This will be one of my first acts as Global Dictator once I complete my weather control gun.

Biden is doing exactly what he should: not allowing his beliefs, whatever they may be (and we have no idea about his personal stance ) to influence public policy of the government he was elected to run.

My two year old gleefully declared my boobs to be a bum and tried to pry them apart saying “where is your front bum hole mama?”

It’s teamwork 101 to provide opportunities for people to interact that are casual and not strictly about work. You’re more likely to bend for a person you know and respect rather than a person you’re assuming is the picture of everything you’re against. It also gives you insight on their motivations and ultimate

“In conclusion, Nazi Germany was a land of contrasts.”

And your wife—like most women—was right all along.

That was technically Fox. However, if we’re including the comics, there’s this really weird page from an old Avengers issue where Janet van Dyne is writhing and moaning with pleasure in bed and the then a few seconds later a shrunken down, naked, sweat soaked Hank Pym comes crawling out from under the covers between

Ok so if they are going with Superheros dont perform oral thats fucking bullshit. Also is clear batman clearly does otherwise he wouldn’t have such an all-time roster of exes.

Obligatory...

DC: “Batman doesn’t do that. Superheroes are selfish lovers.”

YOU WANNA EAT BUTTS?! COME ON! Let’s eat butts...

You mean this?

Even though he won’t go down, it’s been noted he has “...wonderful toys!”