Someone once explained the franchise like this: these movies are what a kid imagines while playing with their Hot Wheels. They make a lot more sense that way. F9 seems to be what happens after they first learn about magnets in science class.

Which is odd when contrasted against the deeply nuanced understanding of physics that they’ve displayed in every other installment.  

“You’re racist”

If the charging port is a mouth, I wonder if “Open piehole” would open it?

I said this same command to my friend Mr Goatse, and the results were... cavernous 

God bless Larry Hama, who invested so much more soul into a toy tie-in comic than anyone could have expected.

Darkseid did NOT listen to the song.  He probably spits into the wind as well.

If you think 1996 was bad.... hoo boy... would I love to trade you for 1974.

Oh, so when other people call their pet a fur baby it’s fine, but when I call a kid a skin dog, somehow I’m “disgusting” and “the worst paediatrician in the hospital”?

.... dumb idea time: They should revive the Firebird as a V6 sporty car, TA get Turbo’d.

Mothra! Why did you say that name?

Whose that trafficking all the kids
It’s republicans all along

this guy is my least favorite andy samberg character.

Marylander here, and we always call it “PA” like “pee-yay”, not “Penna”, which sounds an awful lot like someone who was pretending to be from Pennsylvania might call it to someone who wasn’t from PA, to sound like a local.

Thanks Barbara , hopefully we can get back to ...the way we were.

The passport would be free and available in both physical and digital formats

My theory is that the show takes place between Infinity War and Endgame.

Cerulean Blue is a gentle breeze.

One thing is for sure:

Wang Division