I’d like to take this opportunity to remind everyone of the year when President Obama met Lil’ Pope...

Curse the person who kept necco wafers going even after the New England Candy Company closed!

Lies! I will fight you for a Charleston Chew. Those things are fucking delicious.

I recommend to all, a monograph by sci-fi author Larry Niven: “Man of Steel, Women of Kleenex,” from his compilation “All the Myriad Ways.”

Bear would be ashamed.

My rats didn’t even live that long.  My favorite, Esteban, was a hairless rat who lived just over 2-1/2 years.  I stopped getting rats because of the short life-span.

Bringing it back on the day of the week Chik-Fil-A is closed, no less.

I still say with a straight face, “Must be some Toros in the atmosphere.”, any time someone says, “Brr, it’s cold in here.”

I MUST KILL THE QUEEN

Damn. Where’s Reggie Jackson when you need him 

People are grossed out by rats, but they actually make wonderful pets.

I’m making a beautiful dress for my daughter right now, and the pattern doesn’t have pockets but I’m putting them in anyway because she is a gorgeous badass and deserves unexpected pockets.

This is why I learned to sew.  So I can make my daughter look gorgeous and put pockets in her clothes.

If you live in a tiny village in nowhere’s-ville, USA, then you are lucky to have that one dingy, ill lit,  restaurant with patches on the upholstery of the aging, repro, 50's diner style, booths.

Yep - she’s a person I can relate to.  I came from “down home” Indiana and have been educated and see how problematic much of what I was taught and saw was.  It’s an important reference point.

Wouldn’t it be amazing if Elizabeth Warren is voted in as President in the 100th anniversary year of the ratification of the 19th Amendment?

I have to say, of all the fake meat names, Incogmeato is definitely my favorite so far. 

Everyone I’ve ever spoken to about Fantastic Beasts was amazingly disappointed that Colin Farrell turned into Johnny Depp. No one likes Johnny Depp in the role, especially since we’re supposed to believe Jude Law’s character has a thing for Johnny Depp’s character.

You would think the car dealerships secret shop eachother so that the prices would be closer to the same... 

Ooh, ooh, what does the company phrenologist have to say about all this?

Men are from IHOP, Women are from Denny’s.