#NoBoomersPeriod

Peak Florida is when an Alligator drives a Dodge Charger on 22's through your living room while high on bath salts.

It’s better than a semi intelligent Pen S that follows you around. 

Throw in The Ocho and I'm sold.

“23 Billionaires Love Pete Buttigieg” sounds like the name of a Hollywood Comedy with a bumbling hit man and a rich woman’s poodle named “Pete Buttigieg”.

Wait so that’s inverse of Guns? Isn’t that a contradiction?

I don’t particularly like Alyssa Milano, but to say she was “an early spokesperson and advocate for HIV/AIDS awareness” is massively selling short what she did.

Sheer undiluted excellence, right thar.

OH MY FUCKING GOD THEY PHOTOSHOPPED HIS HANDS TO LOOK BIGGER.

I teach a unit on Media Literacy to my high schoolers and one type of fake news is actually poorly done “satire” sites. Major sites like the Onion are considered satire due to their higher quality and longevity. There are a LOT of small websites that claim to be satire but the content is simply not clever or good…

I have been advocating an insurance company approach to this, but it was to raise liability premiums for businesses who allow firearms on their property. Pass a law that Walmart is liable for any shooting on their premises and watch what Walmart’s insurance company tells them.

That’s not a bad idea. Both because it would give the victims of a shooter some additional restitution, and because at the very least it would reinforce a background check requirement.

This is supposed to be the moderate/centrist policy heavyweight to counter the progressive wing of the party?

Chevrolet had to pull the Nova from Spanish speaking markets because the name translated to “it doesn’t go”. Every one of my business & marketing texts had this cautionary tale of corporate hubris & not doing basic market research

“I can do this all day!” The line had almost become cliche but was always effective and said volumes about Cap.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

She’s so fine she shouldn’t have to pay.

$2.78 million? My sweet lord!

Doesn't this make him more qualified for the Supreme Court?

I know it’s a really low bar, but that was one of the better “celebrity apologizing for awful things” statements  I’ve read in a while.