This is a mildly different pitch than the latest pitch to come out of the GTA, Etobicoke: If Trump Wins, You Can Still Go Fuck Yourselves.

Wow. We dudes are nothing if not persistent. Andy’s been dead thirty years and still managed to send a woman a dick pic.

Did anyone listen to Comedy Bang Bang this week?

“Excuse me, my gun is up here."

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

You mean like the presumption of innocence is only for the innocent? Hi, Ken Katz!

I’m pretty miffed about Rona fucking Ambrose and her lame attack. All they did was allocate some of their housekeeping funds to nannies instead of whatever Harper was doing with that share (polishing his Lego head?). It’s a non-story borne of desperation. And the NDP attacks and says he’s not spending enough? Buddy…

A lot of the problem came when they switched to Lifetime and one day challenges became the standard.

In some other timeline where I didn’t step in, my friend might have had a good crazy wedding hookup story to contribute. She and a super hot (although in retrospect maybe he was just British) groomsman were drunkenly making out a bunch at the reception, and as we were about to leave, he was definitely insinuating that…

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after canceling everything, of course — although, I kind of feel like the person who said "I'm not going to do this should be responsible for that?" ...

He's been in this band for a while. I remember because I booked it in early 2014 and it sold out in 20 minutes. This isn't breaking news. Tons and tons of publications covered in in February and March.