Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

A hat, a broach, a pterodactyl...

Mitch Kramer from Dazed and Confused

That’s why it’s not called the teethbrush.

As someone who both drives and bikes through the streets of Chicago, I wish driving tests included a 15 minute bike ride in the city. Sometimes a little perspective can go a long way.

If only Lincicome had gone with his original acronym, Upstanding Player Doomed On Grass surface poorly maintained by the city.

Only in the Model R.

Bolt Shows Mettle, Won’t Meddle with Request for Metal Medal

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

They want government to be big enough to block a border & small enough to fit up your vagina.

I dunno. Depends.

Rollin’ coal bros’ nose goes too low, stops show.

So the Indians gifted the Cubs a lead after being gifted a series lead earlier themselves?

Sorry, I got rid of all those while playing The Sims

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.

Neverest

K2 good to be true

Katmandidn’t