Trunk Slamchest!

Galaxie 500! Rev Horton Heat approved.

Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

Im all for him trying, as long as it doesn’t wind up like the Elgin O’Hare Expressway, which doesn’t reach Elgin or O’Hare. They started building it in the middle and ran out of money before hitting either one. Great job Illinois.

Smokin’ Jay doooooont caaaaaaare.

I don’t watch cycling but I would be all for a cheating league. Not doping, but let teams mechanically cheat anyway they possibly can while keeping the bike looking stock. Something like those old ‘Wacky Races’ cartoons...

Unless its Willie Mays Hayes Beetle, I wan’t none of it good sir.

For sale: Slight body damage, ran when parked.

Perfect. Close the comments, we are done here.

Nothing tops Sammy Sosa’s back injury after a sneeze. Just totally sums up the late 90's cubs.

Well, Stonington has what, 3 cops? Not surprised :)

Thats what us TJ (1997-2006) owners had to do

My grandfather had his hand in getting the 505 to the MSI, I wish I had gotten more stories out of him before he passed. Fun tidbit, to get the thing in place they literally dragged it across Lake Shore Drive. He had a much better picture than this, but here they are pulling it out of the water about to cross.

People are missing a huge problem with this. Sure, us 20 and 30 somethings who buy this understand the limitation, while inconvenient, its not the end of the world.

Literally using hockey pucks wedged into the suspension to get an inch or two boost. Common among really crap Jeeps.

Don’t start up with your white zone shit again.

Still one of my all time favorites: