“7. Back to that pin. When we joined up with The Root/Univision in June 2017, the environment seemed like one entirely of growth, potential and opportunity. Not sure if you read the news or not, but for the past several months the company itself has been going through all types of business-related shit: potential…

Quick glance through the CBA’s will prove that they most definitely are not the dumbest of the four major sports

teams are looking for the smallest of faux pas just to have an excuse to rush onto the field and perform some masculinity.

Wait did he have sandals on? Cause if he had sandals own I’m gonna have to rule in favors of White Lady^TM in this one particular circumstance. If anyone is wearing sandals with socks on some sort of intervention of the authorities is warranted.

A friend of mine worked for a professional fireworks company in Saskatchewan and he always swiped a few leftovers after Victoria Day or Canada Day.... so I wouldn’t put professional mortars out of the question. They’re definitely out there in the wild. 

That dude is one year older than me, and if we stood next to each other you’d 100% believe he was thirty years older. Stay away from the Dark Side, y’all. 

Longstanding troll. TomatoFace in it’s original form, morphs constantly and always gets ungreyed to drum up comments.

It’s a notorious “concern troll” just leave him alone.

Cops don’t want the police brutality to stop, they just want people to stop complaining about the brutality.

Fun story: Back when I was commuting by train every day to work I had a chance to get to know a few of the TSA K9 cops. They were occasionally tasked with patrolling the train station and seeing the same faces all the time, when things were slow, you’d get to talking.

#MorePupperJobs

Oh, try shopping near a beach in Maine during the Summer. French Canadian families like to shop en masse and they regularly hold committee meetings to decide what beer/wine/chips/dip to buy, circling up and blocking entire aisles for minutes at a time.

Waffle House employees

As my name suggests, I’m an old white guy. I know of Taylor swift, as I know of Beyoncé, but I am pretty sure I’ve never listened to either’s songs. (Nothing against Beyoncé mind you, except I don’t want to be that old guy rocking out to hip hop in my car, it’s just weird).

I was in the grocery store over the weekend and the store manager kicked out Beachy Barefoot Man, who had the nerve to look surprised. Like, I am on vacation, sir, and so are my shoes! Harrrumph!

White people who comment on The Root. Oh Wait...

Yeah. I mean, he has to follow his dreams and go where he wants to go, but from my experience if you are a somewhat exceptional student in somewhat exceptional circumstances, smaller private institutions are better at “making things work” sine I think your case gets a bit more focused attention and there is seemingly…

“Fired” from a “job” as a multilevel marketing company “independent consultant.”  This is hilarious.

BTW- To all the ladder socialists and bootstrappers who think Millennials are lazy: UNC Chapel Hill cost $2200 per year (in 2018 dollars) in 1970.

If they made a focus in hatch sedan and wagon form, then the fusion in sedan and wagon form I think they would have their bases covered. No one buys a Taurus sized car anymore, and as good as the fiesta st is, the car is so tiny it’s proportions are awkward.