Andrew Wiggins has opted out of going to the Team Canada training camp to focus on the upcoming NBA season. 

Different Ford. Actually the slightly less shitty one. (How is that possible?)

I worry that’s changing. Most Ford government MPPs wouldn’t be out of place in the GOP.

I lived in St. Catharines for a while. The Dutch Reformed in Niagara are straight up nuts. 

Oh it's fucking Oosterhof isn't it? (PS. My phone tried to autocorrect Oosterhof to posterior. Good work phone.)

The Kings seem like a terrible work environment.

This is super common here in Canada with Indigenous people starting to get settlements and more land rights. A lot of white people are suddenly discovering one Indigenous ancestor and claiming to be Métis and joining new Métis nations. The people who have always been Métis, who had their land taken, were given new…

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That child is stupid adorable. That kid could sell me damn near anything. 

Dude, you can’t talk hard and then snitch tag when it comes down to it. You gotta rock out on that guy or shut up, Dave.

I don’t even know why dudes are out here using slut as an insult, as opposed to a neutral descriptor. If it wasn’t for kind hearted sluts and their sexual generosity, a lot of straight dudes wouldn’t have sex until they were 26.

Why has no one run up and punched this guy in the eye? Like, he talks a lot of shit loudly, but clearly isn’t really bout it is Soledad O’Brien can make him all shaky. Why hasn’t anyone pulled his card and knocked him the fuck out?

Just call it shrinkage and look the other way. Food gets dropped, food get spoiled, they budget for this. 

Is it possible that in the Trump era, not being America is finally an advantage?

Lucha Underground did some amazingly weird magical realism shit with a pretty big roster, and they did it in 45 minutes a week.

I have so many friends who bought Hyundais just because Nav is The Superfan.

Drake has never felt good in his life. 

I’ll drink it if it’s all that’s left.

I was stunned. I was walking along Ossington not wanting to celebrate in case it was a hoax.

BUT HE CAN’T THOUGH! OUR LAST CONSERVATIVE PRIME MINISTER TRIED TO RELATE TO CANADIANS BY SAYING HE TOO LIKED TV AND MOVIES!