It’s essentially impossible to discuss without it devolving into a shit slinging affair. I suppose this line of thinking has already lost, but I am sympathetic and want someone to get help for feeling differently from how they physically appear. I am not however, convinced that surgery and hormones, while easy enough…

I was at one with an open bar. I’m still pissed that the mashed potatoes had raisins in them. 

Honda is nothing if not practical. 

He can just walk down the hall to splinter. 

Why are you dreaming about Arsenal and Chelsea finishing ahead?

Except everyone at Gizmodo held to the original narrative, because they had the REAL story. 

“He might also brag about living rent-free in Deadspin’s head, ironic coming from a guy who gets publicly triggered by every conceivable slight.”  I’m self-aware, you’re not self-aware!

“The centrist Brookings Institution”

I feel sorry for everyone who wasted their money on a crusty old man’s presidential hopes. They would have been better off buying lottery tickets and thinking that will change their life. 

It’s weird how we’re told basically the entire country is living paycheck to paycheck, but then suddenly they find money to give to a politician’s career. 

Deadspin now has nothing MLB related to write(bitch) about...at least until Harper also signs.

If you had a smaller car then you wouldn’t have to be chauffeuring other people’s kids around. 

“and goodness knows people hate paying for public schools.”

Well I hate to break it to you, but the one who owns golf courses has a lower handicap than the one who does not. 

FTA: “The official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity to discuss details of the president’s private residence, said Trump had paid for the new system and the installation personally.” 

“we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast”

Seriously. Does this mean we can withhold 100% of people’s income and then refund them next spring and they will all be happy?

What the fuck do I mean? It is an agency designed to be self sufficient. A private entity that loses $65 billion over a decade would be out of business.

USPS is an independent branch of the Federal government that bleeds money every year. SSA is hampered by huge unfunded liabilities. I haven’t thought a lot about the FAA, so you can have that one.

“Just keep all this in mind the next you hear someone screaming about how much the Green New Deal will cost.”