He should’ve used the driver.

She’s 21 in trailer park years.

Any of you know how to read?

This evening, he ate fried chicken, mashed potatoes, rolls, great northern beans, and strawberry cake as a final supper.

If I had known that United was doing random beat downs I would’ve purchased a ticket for Sean Spicer.

Hitler never re-accommodated innocent people like these people just did.

Fox News — where rich people tell rich people to tell middle class to hate poor people.

The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.

“How the hell is Josh McCown still in the NFL?”

But, why

Big Boi ft. Andre 3000 & Raekwon — Royal Flush

Exactly. Hardest part of Trump’s job is making it look like he’s doing his job

Oh yeah? — If I’m so delusional, then how come that everyone loves me?

It’s illegal to claim Putin as a dependent tho.

At this point, he should tell his followers that he already built the wall. They would believe him and it would be a lot cheaper.

That dummy better be tiny

Trump is trying to create a situation in which Americans getting murdered has political benefits for him. Policies that he makes are provoking terrorism and he’ll use it as justification for the policies. It’s beyond me that for a lot of Americans, like this Purinton douche, this will work.

I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.