Zombo.com! YESSSS.

....aaaaaaand we killed it.

If they don't launch the smaller iPad in colors, they really missed the boat. They can still jump on the boat next year, sure, but it won't be as big or fast a boat. Now is the time to launch with colors. I hope they do. I won't buy one either way, but I just know that would seal the deal for a lot of…

I'm so glad IntelliVision's "B-17 Bomber" was included. That was the earliest one I knew of and that sound clip has been stuck in my head since I was a tiny boy.

Sorry to hear. It really does feel like we've got a ticking time bomb inside of us, doesn't it? Against my doctor's wishes, I refused to let them turn the defibrillator function back on and probably never will. It was only a precaution anyway, as I only actually needed the pacer.

Probably not, no, but the fear of something accidental, like a solar flare, setting it off has me worried every time I hear one is on its way to Earth.

This is the worst thing I could have ever read. Three weeks after I got my defibrillator/pacemaker, I experienced an "electrical storm" where the thing went off due to me letting my heart rate get too high, even though I was generally OK. The fright, however, kept my rate high and it continued to shock me with 700v…

I'm not usually a sucker for colors and I never have (and still don't have) a need for a tablet, but the move to make these iPads in a variety of colors is very smart.

I agree with the Zippo sound and I'd like to add that I used to love the sound of a dial-up modem connecting to the vast otherworld known as the world wide web. Really, it was quite invigorating hearing the connection be made to this crazy other world out there.

Look, here's the thing... and the reason I created the Facebook page "For Fuck's Sake, Stop Instagraming Everything!" https://www.facebook.com/stopinstagramingeverything.

I think I somehow landed on Cracked.com

Yeah it definitely feels and looks a lot like a viral marketing hoax. However, if it be real, it won't be long before machines are stuffing our mouths with cheeseburgers so we don't have to pause our videogame and get off the couch... to stuff our own mouths with cheeseburgers.

No. Like another commenter stated, either overlap them or don't (not always the case, but definitely is in this case). This is just distracting.

For what it's worth, I think Giz reader "@LTA" caught it before PocketNow did. See comment: http://gizmodo.com/5940697/?post=52426511

hmmmm

I want that camera as a camera! Damn.

I did. Twice. Somehow overlooked it. Twice. So what the hell's a jump slot?

So....... what DOES happen when its batteries run out?