@mouthEXPLOS1ON: Your doing it wrong. "if Zelda and Metroid were both girl..." FTFY

@HackBerry: Added trippiness for the Mason's symbols in the lower corners.

The BX isn't carrying the new hot shooter game!? What am I going to do now? If only there were some other retailer that I was allowed to go to to purchase the game I want. What's Amazon?

@Snake123: Servicemen do not *have* to make all their purchases from base facilities (i.e. Base Exchange (BX), Commissary, etc.) It's not like the game is completely unavailable nor has the DoD banned possession of the game on military installations. I can't recall if I even have purchased any game from the BX anyway.

@batersquadzero: Are Marines still pretending they're not a sub-division of the Navy?

...again.

@Fauxcused: Ia R'lyeh!

@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: It's not like there are HAZMAT levels of mercury in CFLs and should one happen to break in your home clean-up is similar to that of an incandescent except you'll want to ventilate the room and sequester the fragments.

@99TelepodProblems: It's not the "non-penis" I'm concerned with, it's the boobies beneath it.

@TheCrudMan: There still isn't a CFL designed for adjustable fixtures.

@hostile-17: Until they create an adjustable CFL, I still have use for incandescent. That said, the migration from incandescent to CFL is at about 80% in the standard on/off fixtures in my household.

@Vaylkon: OH SHIT! IT'S A BOMB! EVERYONE GTFO!!!

@Jayshock89: This is in Toronto, not Boston.

@Clarke: And yet "everyone" posts banal snapshots of anything on message boards and social networking sites.

@smcallah: Oh, I see, but how many characteristics make a Jedi(tm)? Can one claim his own character that wears a robe and wields a plasma sword, but can't levitate stuff? But I digress, this moves away from the main article where use of "Jedi", which is an obvious trademark, was not granted to the infringing company,…

@LucasReis - LOCK2K: No, the world was created 8 years ago complete with a constructed history, people and their individual memories, and all evidence "proving" the contrary by a diety that currently appears as a Japanese school-girl.

@Piblo: A Link so nice they posted her twice!

I've just trademarked comments. Pay me bitches! Seriously, "the power to levitate objects" existed in fiction before Star Wars, Mr. Lucas.

@Clarke: Anyone can press a button on a camera, too. Capturing "the moment" something beautiful, odd, or extraordinary takes skill and it's what makes a photo or, in this case, screencap "art". Just because it doesn't impress you does not disqualify it from being "art".

@JoshUng: Would you prefer "Wonderflonium"?