I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

Agreed. We’re the real heroes.

Great stuff. Smart use of robots and masks so they don’t have to animate faces. Lighting and materials are lovely, with the exception perhaps of the shot at 3:03, which has some decidedly videogamey visuals in the ground textures and vegetation. Other than that, each frame from each scene could have been pulled…

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

If I had to say one sauce to go on everything for the rest of my life it would have to be Eastern Carolina vinegar bbq sauce. It’s sweet, tangy, adds value to most any savory food item, and it’s downright delicious.

This is what happens when you don’t give Belichick a first round pick to trade for 5 other lower picks. Some men just like to watch the world burn.

The only Raffi that matters.

Basketball would be better if the ball was a round screen and we could live tweet tweets right to the ball in real time so the dribbler could read the ball and become inspired to do more good kinds of shots. Imagine being passed a ball and right there on the screen/ball it says, from @DildoDunkins69: Hammer the…

Bale’s goal was disallowed just so that Ronaldo could score the game winner.

The Bachelorette is one person playing mind games with 28 guys. Never letting them know where they stand, playing them off of each other until everyone hates everyone. The current Bachelorette is Jurgen Klinsman.

Those are not regular socks, they’re athletic socks. Unless you’re under 18, “dress socks” are regular socks.

How the hell did you get it running? I tried in Win 7 and now 10 and that sucker would crash instantly every time.

Wasn’t Kosar the last cut Browns QB?