He was gonna use the money to develop an anti-shrink ray for his goatee. And after that he was gonna use it on... well, never mind. Suffice it to say that Trump has been asking for progress reports.

Right? I mean, she’s one of the top marketing executives in America.

Canada didn’t wage centuries of all-out military campaigns to exterminate indigenous people, but our policies have always been explicitly genocidal. Not necessarily directly, but in terms of culture, language, economy and title. Hence the tragedy of the Indian Residential School system and the sixties scoop (of which…

Trump comes out on stage.

Capitalism is a muse that Will. Not. Be. Denied.

You gotta give them credit though, they made it less obvious than the Russians would have.

It’s a pass-fail IQ test, as far as I’m concerned.

No, you’re right. Alberta is bad relative to the rest of Canada. Being bad relative to the rest of the US is... pretty bad.

As long as we have Alberta, we gotta be at least a bit careful about what we say about the U.S., eh?

For the most part Canada only has enemies because of our “friendship” with the U.S., which is basically a hostage situation to begin with. Nice try tho.

YOU DON’T HAVE TO YELL

I’ll be OK with this when they impose a T limit on men, too.

Why does someone have to be “to blame?”

As a Canadian and a geographer, what. The. Actual. Fuck.

Uh, it doesn’t really get dark there in the summer. They could probably see fine.

Refusing to acknowledge racism as racism is part and parcel of systemic racism. The system is functioning exactly as intended.

And men are such easy marks.

Exactly how does this hair-splitting mitigate the horror of the rape of young girls?

Love the fake barn. Totally convinced. Man of the people right here. Show me your brand-new boots, feller!

All these people have their public whatever