The correct thing for a man to wear to bed is nothing.

Musk’s stupidity is really easy to understand if you are and engineer or work with engineers. They tend take their expertise in one tiny deterministic corner of the universe and extrapolate it to everything: “I can solve inverse kinematics in my head, therefore I can solve education/eradicate poverty/build a colony on…

Like, I know white people don’t age well in the sun, but daaaaaaamn I’m doing something right.

If you really want your head to spin, go on Tumblr and search for “autogynephilia.” (No, seriously, don’t.) A lot of TERFs seem to think that trans women are actually male fetishists who aren’t satisfied with objectifying women but (I guess?) want to objectify themselves as women and ride on the coattails of feminism…

The Salish Wool Dog is well-known on the West Coast, but extinct, alas. It was apparently the only purpose-bred dog in North America.

Canada’s Indian Residential School system tried to “kill the Indian in the child.” Reader, it has not ended well, or at all.

Exactly true.

It’s so cute when Democrats think both teams get to play by the same rules. Or that, for Republicans, there are any rules at all.

Relevant, perhaps. From 1934.

One would think the steel tariffs poorly timed, what with the impending ramp-up in cattle-car production.

I really enjoyed Dead Man, but mostly because of Gary Farmer. Depp just kinda stumbles around looking confused, which may or may not have been “acting.” Pretty decent in the Tom Petty video too.

Hey, look. She cares. Everyone of those kids is a human being potential sweat-shop worker.

Republicans are afraid of everything. That’s been their entire raison d’etre since 1980.

Kinder Morgan has stated that a major spill is a one-in-473 year event

How about, “let’s catch this piece of shit before he does it again.”

You know those people who run for office who have a history of working hard for “radical” causes like “equality” and “justice?” The ones who the press and everyone else calls “unelectable” because they’re “too far out of the mainstream” and “too divisive?”

I say we should drop both and add a field for pronouns.

While we’re dreaming... I’d rather live in a country where the people (via the government) could do this in a systematic way without having to have disadvantaged groups or causes fight for the attention and sympathies of sociopathic billionaires.

A very large proportion of alt-right douchebros are too dumb to understand how they fit into the alt-right and its objectives. They usually refer to themselves as “centrists.”

One day a year. The rest of the year, drive it to the local Shell every day for a couple packs of butts, leave the engine running and complain to the broke kid at the counter about the price of diesel.