cowtongue
cowtongue
cowtongue

A colleague of mind went to a military boarding school on the West Coast of Canada. I was like, “what? we don’t have those here, we have Montessori schools and fucking hippie communes!” Turns out I was wrong...

Unlikely. The whole “cuck” thing is really about conservative men’s obsession with black men’s sexuality. Dollars to donuts, he’s too busy jerking off to interracial cuckold porn to bother with Ivanka.

The diversity thing is a red herring. Canada is 80% white overall (which does not imply lack of diversity) but my province is 30% visible minority and over 40% in the largest city which contains more than half of the provincial population. The most recalcitrant, belligerent, gleefully ignorant — that is, ungovernable

Well, I had read about it on Wikipedia a while back, but as it stands now, it looks like the Carter administration cut off funding to the Contras once their human rights abuses were revealed in 1978. The article mentions the Boland Amendment (which Reagan would subvert via Iran-Contra) but that didn’t happen until

Man here: men are weird about everything. Don’t trust ‘em.

In my province, which has enormous forestry and mineral resources, all the resource towns are constantly braying about economic diversification. But what they mean is, when one industry dies because of depletion, mechanisation or market conditions, they want to convert their one-industry town to a different industry.

Carter started funding the Contras, alas. To find an American president who wasn’t a war criminal, you’d probably have to go back to before the concept of war criminal existed. Like, the 19th century.

My dad was a politician for a couple of decades. Yeah, fuck that noise. Thankless, the pay is shit and people treat you like garbage.

Godwin’s law is suspended until further notice. Or the next election, when and if it occurs.

The hilarious thing is, immigrants aren’t as criminally inclined as Americans, but their children are, because they’re acculturated.

LoL. Cute.

Oh yeah, I grew up in a mill town. You could smell it as soon as you drove over the pass. The place was in a valley so all winter long, the inversion would keep the shit down low where you couldn’t escape it. They had a free car wash at the mill for washing the fly ash off your car, but as for lung cancer, you’re on

For what these dumb sons-o’-bitches are planning to spend on the wall, they could give every Mexican immigrant a house and free healthcare.

Sorry... It’s just that you’re so pretty.

It’s not clear that this is satire, because most of the people who publicly advocate this kind of stupidity, if they’ve even heard of him, believe Johnathan Swift was being earnest.

If you’re so annoyed with traffic, maybe building more fucking cars isn’t the answer, eh, Elon?

I’m a straight dude who likes to stuff things in my butt, and I’m pretty decent at it. You got a thermos or a zucchini you need to slip through security? I’m your man. But anal is a process. No matter how “experienced” you are, if you’re not ready, the pain will ruin your whole day.

Well, shit. What am I gonna do with all these hamsters, then?

At 10 I knew my penis was to pee from and that is all.