She DOES THE FUCKING HOMEWORK. Excelsior!!

You guys are robin me of all the good puns. Jay whiz! From heron out, I’m going to cry fowl if you start without me.

Poor puppy

Yes. Iwan Rheon was my Misfits crush but Joe was definitely #2. There’s just something about those terrible tattoos he has... also I’m just a sucker for a English/Welsh/Scottish/Irish accent.

I need to catch up on this show! My boyfriend hates watching TV but likes this show, but never wants to watch it when I want to. I dunno why I keep him around. ;) I probably could just marathon it while he’s at work on some Saturday and he’d never know...

You leave Armin Tamzarian out of this.

“I love the Blacks.” ~ D. Trump

Hegel falls for this one like every time, guys.

I find it easier to pet kittens with my hands, but if you like to rub them with a philosopher more power to you; I just find them so unwieldy.

Does that mean in two years when I’m being handed my phd, my memories of being assaulted by men will be magically replaced with new memories in which I pet kittens with philosophers? Because that would sure make nighttime public transit less of an anxiety crap shoot.

Have you seen a chaos demon? All slime and antlers.

She’s Kitty now, which I was just using as a placeholder until I settled on a “proper” name but it ended up fitting her better than anything else. I mean, she just looks like a Kitty:

Meanwhile, I’m hoping the big twist is The Laughing Man secretly messes with the film and it turns out that we only thought Scarlet Johansson was cast as the Major.

Since when does Rolling Stone feature black stars? All I see are white faces on the covers.

Oh just leave this idiot alone. On the plus side, he did remind me of one of my favorite flags.

That’s exactly how Wikipedia works. For example, I just updated the article on “Birthday” to prove that “Humans who share the same birthday share a powerful bond. If two people with the same birthday bump fists at noon during the equinox, they can summon a mighty dragon which can grant any wish. 24 hours later the…

Per usual, Perry killed it.

Hee... Megalomaniac, hyper-egotistical, super paranoid, gross in the sack, but, Nah. Henry could sing and apparently Trump’s baby batter is functional.

I know. It’s bad writing and sort of undermines the whole movie, as well as being factually impossible. But people the world over don’t care, and most will never know anything more about William Wallace or the fight for Scottish independence besides what they’ve seen in Braveheart. Despite my other glib replies, I…

You seem particularly aware of this period, and I want to ask you, out of genuine curiosity, if the later portraits of Henry VIII remind you of anyone?