Tomorrow we’ll find out this never happened and Lochte and his pals pissed all ove the DWTS bathroom

Robert Browning used to call Elizabeth, “my little Portuguese” because of her complexion. My mom who adopted me called me that because of my Portuguese heritage. She died this year so this story is bringing up all the feels.

SAME! I spent forever fine tuning the eyebrow raise as a kid and I got the single brow raise down... It works against me sometimes when I am trying to conceal my thoughts and my eyebrow belies it by sharing a "tha fuk" arch to people.. :)

So I actually taught myself how to do it years ago! I noticed it would do it on its own and so I focused on what expression or feeling made that happen and tried to learn to control it through repetition. I give a meeeean single eyebrow raise that rivals Dr. Evil and is sassy or mean AF when I want it to be. You can…

REALLY?! I didn’t know that. I feel #blessed now. Thanks, mom. Thanks, dad.

honestly I was obsessed with figuring it out as a kid, so I would spend hours in front of my mirror raising both, furrowing both, trying to look like the Rock when someone smells what he’s cooking, and eventually I figured out how to move that muscle on its own. If you try to raise both but close one eye, you can feel…

Equally off topic (because the topic is rage-inducing and I literally cannot even with it):

Also OT but I have platinum blonde, possibly clear, eyebrows, so I basically envy the fuck out of anyone that can emote at all with their brows and also envy not being asked if I’m sick. Lol

I understand. I don’t vape in public, however. I don’t advocate people doing it in indoor public spaces or anything like that.

THANK you!

Ahhh.... a Britishism, as in, “I would rather like some coitus, yes, please.” I believe in American this is “I would bang you like a screendoor” or “I want to go to there.”

Now I’m curious—is there more DNA in men’s urine? And is it merely a large difference or a VAS DEFERENS?

Welcome to Akbar and Jeff’s Law-Conforming Swimwear Shack!

Yep! These people. Most of this comment section just has me like

Would definitely be interesting to see. The Americans have really engendered the muscular physique compared to the ‘willowy’ (read: completely stick thin) typical Russian/Chinese gymnast, and the difference is shown in the level of tumbling that they do. I wonder if the shift will be over to that athletic type…

Chefs: hunger fighters. Doctors: death fighters. Airline pilots: wanderlust fighters.

It’s like watching Sideshow Bob keep stepping on rakes over and over.

.

Who could have thought

Never had the sex talk...we just had HBO in every room including mine. Real Sex was always fascinating. Maybe that was their way of having “the talk” with me? Hmmm.