Oh, me too! But I really appreciate the whole world coming together...so we can kick their ass!

On a related note, I just spent some time investigating whether I’d be eligible for German citizenship based on having a German-born grandparent (not a chance- I knew it was a reach). I then paused to ponder the irony that it was to escape Hitler my great grandparents opted to pull up stakes and head stateside. And…

I heard the home convection oven infomercial is kicking the RNC’s ass, ratings-wise, and is also taunting them about it on social media using the hashtag #BringingTheHeat

The problem is I live in the South, and sometimes have unexpected/unvetted guests. What I should really do is put it in the bathroom at work and watch the chaos.

A black woman is the ultimate target on Twitter. Someone quantified the abuse recently and being a woman of any race/ethnicity is significantly worse than than being a black man, although a black man is the ultimate male target.

This saddens me. Now there is literally no way he’ll see the inside of a jail cell.

She could have used that big-ass ring to send Morse code. Three short flashes, three long flashes, three short flashes ...

Maybe she is a business owner or partner, and hence even more trapped!

Ugh, I know! The travesty that there were no tables nearby!!

I love her style! Jealous of her classy effortless look. Also, I hope she’s there because of a SO, and that after looking around the room and seeing that everyone there was enjoying this racist mess, she realized that she was too good for this crowd and left his/her ass. :P

Just when you think there couldn’t be anything trashier than a launch party for Murphy Beds, the official furniture for for people desperate enough to roll the dice between napping and death.

I’m sorry you or anyone else has come to feel that way. :(
When I was a kid, we belonged to a health/tennis club. At 10 I remember being in the locker room and women went about naked in there like it was no big thing at all. Women of all shapes, sizes, and ages would shower, use the sauna and hot tub, do hair and…

I have to agree, Latin@s is a pretty damn elegant workaround. We’d need a definitive pronunciation, though; “Latin-ats,” I’m guessing.

There for a while, people were doing Latin@s, which I like because it has the A and the O in there. ‘Latinx’ is just ... I dunno, awkward-looking.

Yeah, both Latin@ (“Latinao?” “Latin-at?”) and Latinx seem to be designed with the written word far more in mind than the spoken one. Still, I can’t imagine that vocalizing either term could be more onerous than translating recent image-based written elements into spoken word (eg, <eggplant emoji>, or *shrug…

“fetid hamhock” Roger Ailes

I’m already faint enough from having to see “sex” and “Roger Ailes” in close proximity so many times.

If she talks, they get possession of all the y’s in her name.

That's how I feel too, but in my city all the beautiful old Victorians fall under the historic commission and you pretty much have to pick pink, purple, mint green ... the list of approved colors is pretty short. :/

Both remind me of the houses they (Big Embroidery) want you to use in elementary-grade cross-stitch samplers. Don’t waste my fucking time, right. I’m not ruining my thumbs for something this ugly. I’ll just double up on the lower cases or add in a pornographic border or summat.