• Days it took for Hillary Clinton to endorse Barack Obama after he became the party’s presumptive nominee: 4

Can confirm. Totes gay, but would definitely hit it. I mean, he is the internet’s boyfriend after all, it would practically be a patriotic duty to hit that if given the opportunity.

Yeah I kind of stopped watching after that, it was too confusing. That plus like an actual Norse god coming to visit or something? Too weird.

I can’t stop looking at the massive vein that shows up in her forehead when she gets emotional.

Oh FFS. Sanders was not polling with any kind of real support at the time this stuff was written. It’s not unfair to support a strong front runner to try to make sure a Dem gets the nod. You know what Sanders supporters? HRC was also favored early on in 2007/8. You know what, a black man named Barack Hussein Obama…

She definitely say’s something before that though. I’m no lip reader but I coulda swore she said “His name is Aegon. If robert finds out he’ll kill him. You know he will.” I’m a little fuzzy on the Aegon part but I’m almost positive she says “his name is”.

If you’re referring to that whispered part we couldn’t make out before she said “Robert will kill him. You know he will.” I’m expecting that to be something along the lines of “Rhaegar didn’t kidnap me. We were married. This is his true born son.”

Jon Snow isn’t going to fight his aunt, he is going to join her side.

I’m honestly not sure if I hate him or his fanatics more. It’s a tie I think.

Never reuse - always get a new plate. When you’re in line, mumble about how you “really should eat something” because you “just got out of a three-hour hot yoga sesh earlier.” No one in line with you will know that it’s your fifth trip up.

Normally I’d make you sign up for the newsletter and suffer through my favorite detox smoothie recipes (add 1 head of kale to 1 cup of milk, 1 cup of chocolate ice cream. Remove kale and mix in blender).

that kiss. damn. that kiss...

Via Barbra Streisand on twitter:

Thank you, I may have to plan a trip to America then

Do you know if Jo-ann’s does online shopping and if it does, does it ship to England?

That’s why I said limited restrictions on weapons that are specifically designed for hunting. Bolt-action rifles for example. They have a much slower fire rate which would make mass murder a lot more difficult.

Remember when you could join a cult without being in peak physical condition?

Oh. My. Gawwwd. I LOLed at this for real, at work. I love XKCD but I hadn’t seen this.

It was a terrible, horrible accident that absolutely could have been prevented, yes. I am very sad that the innocent animal was killed. I think I’ve made myself very clear on that point. But the reaction towards the mother is fucking absurd. First and foremost bc no one has even mentioned the dad or is coming at him,…

I’m staring at my oldest right now. He’s 17. I’ve been staring at him for 17 straight years. I need to use the toilet so badly. I’ve had to go since 1999.