i have.

Yep and that should go for all ethnicities

But haven’t Native Americans adopted outsiders into their tribes throughout history? Like, one tribe to another, but also early missionaries and other various white folk, not to mention various escaped slaves etc.?

I’d just ask for the person’s tribal ID card. Let their tribe decide who is and isn’t a member.

this is NOT what the spice girls meant when they said ‘people of the world, spice up your life’

White female privilege is real man. Now it’s okay for white women to go around saying they’re black and they know what it’s like to deal with racial discrimination and racial systemic oppression and know what it’s like to deal with 4c hair because they simply feel like they’re black.

Well, when I was arrested for arson, I told the judge I identify as a dragon, and burning shit up is what I do. He was cool with that.

As an accountant, I can say that my field is certifiable reverse-racist. We are always asking, “are we in the black?” and then celebrate if so. WHY IS NO ONE ASKING IF WE ARE IN THE WHITE?!?

Seemed too unfunny to be a joke, but what-evs, ya got me.

gawd,you cracked me up! especially this part:

And if you’re deep, then whether or not the person is equally “hot” to you or not in terms of physical look genetics — something shallow — shouldn’t matter very much at all.

I have given flowers to girlfriends and to my mother. I like flowers myself, wouldn’t mind receiving them, actually. I’ve never been much for Flower Holidays, I like to give them at random, because I was thinking of someone, and also because there’s nothing better than smiles AND flowers. Giving them to someone who…

Its the worst. I have vaginismus, endometriosis, adenomyosis, etc...Sex is off the table (though...prior to all this, I did have sex on a table...) and vaginal ultrasounds are so ridiculously painful. I’ll never forget the ER doctor who thought I was a drug addict (ya know...the ONE...not like they all assume I’m a…

I’ve always thought that was an incantation.

Tears.

Oh, thanks. I just got a desperate pang for 1994. Now I must run headlong toward youtube.

Avoid ‘em if you can or demand lidocaine, or you’ll find out what an episiotomy feels like. All the lube in the world won’t help so don’t let some smartass tech try to tell you otherwise. I speak from personal experience.

The delivery was just spot on

Fun fact: you’ve also just filled your bladder so you super have to pee. Omg. I mean, that’s never fun. But it’s at least “cool” if it's a healthy, wanted baby on the screen. In all other circumstances, it is decidedly not cool.

When I was going to school in Philadelphia, there was a tanning salon that used Rick Santorum’s face in one of their ads. The caption read, “Some people are just too damn white.”