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Red velvet is a mockery of chocolate. It has only enough chocolate to interact with the baking soda to create the red color (if one is doing it naturally and not dumping a whole bottle of red food coloring in it) but not enough to give a really good chocolate taste. At best there is the faintest hint of it in a sea of

The multi-colored toe beans!!!1!!!!!11!!1!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!

Legalize holding, but only if they make out afterwards.

Perhaps this is because I’m a woman and an sa suvivor, but I wonder how they are able to ensure enthusiastic consent. Even in an orgy a person can say no.

Advances in retrovirals and PrEP have been revolutionary, but all I can think of is what happens if the Rethuglicans are successful in killing the ACA? I’m sure there are some HIV+ who rely on Medicaid at least partly. Lose your insurance and lack tons of $, and you might as well be back in the 1980s when a person was

Still plausible that we are me. I disappoint myself all the time.

Would a Coke Zero or iced tea suffice?

Hello me!

I know from the bad old days that someone like me would never get insurance. They straight out said no in capital letters.

Also, if/when they take over, do you want to be the asshole who’s eaten octopus? I sure don’t.

HILD! Man I love her. Def one of the best characters on The Last Kingdom.

I’ve encountered white supremacist shite when looking up Anglo-Saxon and Scandinavian/Viking history pages. It’s ridiculous, especially considering that in the early middle ages the bad guys were the blond-haired, blue-eyed Norse folks, not brown and black people. Ask an Irish monk who he’d fear more— he wouldn’t be

I wish more people knew of her, because she was kickarse. She’s even mentioned in the Ulster Chronicles, and it doesn’t even mention her father.

What’s sad about that is that people forget that Cnut did that on purpose to demonstrate to those who were exalting him as a god that he was merely human like everyone else. Usually when you hear that story it paints him as being arrogant, when he was anything but.

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The McElroy brothers are the stars of the podcast My Brother, My Brother, And Me, an advice (kinda) show. This is one of their best riffs and a pretty good intro to their brand of humor:

Admit it, you just want the beautiful horses. ;-)

I really needed bearded!Seb, thanks.

Heh, my mom is named Susan and she has colitis. In her defense, she’d just make an excuse to stay home while the rest of the office went to Chi Chis instead of trying to guilt them.