Her brother tortured a dog to death. If she can look at him without puking, being a spokeszombie for this admin is nothing.

Right now Germany is my go to country if things become unbearable. It’s pretty much the only country that learned from its past sins.

Yeah, but no one cares about the insufferable Sand Snakes enough to even want to see their horrible death.

Sneks are cool and adorable:

The Airplane era was the least painful of their eras.

Are we certain he’s dead? Maybe he faked it so he can go on to save another country...

How about “Both Sides Can Agree That McClellan Was A Twat Highway”?

She saved so many lives. (sniff)

Funny you should ask: http://theweek.com/articles/451474/how-train-shark

I must have a small tummy then.

Go to Google, type in “I want to die” or “suicide methods” and see what the first results are.

Not enough vowels

If you’re letting your serving go melty, that’s one thing, but if you are letting a whole pint that you’re not going to finish warm up, it’ll get freezer burn when you refreeze it. I think we can all agree that freezer burn ice cream is the worst.

It’s not as confusing when you remember that Russia only entered the war because Hitler got greedy and invaded. Before that, Stalin was perfectly happy to split Poland with Germany: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Poland

Gotta cut the cord somehow.

Smoking. Stool. Syndrome. JFC

Never followed his account but I’m offended based on his use of two adjectives and no nouns.

I couldn’t quite get into S4 of Ripper Street after the stuff with Best (I loved that slimy prick) and Susan not getting immediately hanged or jailed for life. I do not get why anyone cared for her after the train derailment. Fuck her.

OMG, have you checked him out in Ripper Street? Also low-key hot in that and a great show.

Laugh now, airbreather, but tonight is another Sharknado and we will have our revenge, oh yes we will.