Found it on Thesaurus.com. Though as I write this, I realize “pondering” would work just as well.

How dare you do that to one of my noble sharky brethren/sistren.

Yup. Actual sugar daddies looking for sugar babies don’t wander around asking random girls.

You could substitute contemplating with perpending:

They were also first cousins, and specifically negotiated with Parliament that they’d be co-regents. When Mary I married King Philip of Spain, Parliament drafted a law to prevent him from using jure uxoris to seize power from her and thus put England under Spanish rule. So it’s still an exception rather than the rule.

I live in Pittsburgh. When it comes to PA you have Philly in the Northeast, Pittsburgh in the Southwest, and Deliverance in between.

If it doesn’t come with a spider who can read and write, I’m not interested.

Wow, that anti individual argument reminds me of a lot of how the 2nd wave initially had a huge problem with including lesbian and bisexual women (oh noes the lavender menace!). Or how 2nd and even 3rd wave white feminists still have problems including women of color, especially black women. The idea that individuals’…

“Intersex people do not provide a third type of gamete that contributes to reproduction. Therefore, intersex conditions are not a type of sex.”

Don’t be too scared of MRAs. After all, hating trans people is one area where they and TERFs totally agree.

Velveeta cheese is sharper than these folks.

Those pics are meh. If a man wants to pose with felines, they should follow this example*: https://www.instagram.com/iammoshow/?hl=en

Wow, whoda thunk that one of your most controversial statements would be calling Matt Damon boring white bread?

My fave is him on chickens:

THE MONKEY’S IN THE BASKETBALL!

When that fucker dies, assuming I and the rest of the world are alive, I’m gonna dance like no one’s watching. And if the opportunity to visit his grave ever comes up, I’m gonna save a week’s worth of saliva.

I’m due for a mam and a pap. No way am I gonna waste time on that. I’m numb. I can’t die, I have family depending on me. I’ve got to figure out how to safely stop my antidepressants because what little money I have will have to go to my asthma meds. I lived w/depression nearly 20 years before meds, I should be able to…

To be fair, there are more good than bad shows in recent Shark Weeks. Tonight there was a program that focused on mako and porbeagle sharks as well as great whites, another that studied social behavior of male great white sharks, and one that focused on bizarre “alien” sharks in the deep ocean. All were very good and…

Furthermore, the fastest shark isn’t the great white, it’s the mako. Yeah, they tacked that on near the end but still.

Well, you want a tint of yellow, cuz otherwise you are approaching the opposite problem, water intoxication. But otherwise, yeah.