I’ll be dead by then, judging from the health un-care bill the Senate is proposing.

I’m a lot of things, but energized is not one of them. I’m terrified I’ll lose my Medicaid, without which I cannot afford my meds. I’d be less afraid if it weren’t for the fact that I have family who need me. My depression has significantly worsened since the election but I don’t dare do anything about it because…

They would have more humanity if they were part gorilla.

I wonder if anyone knows or is friends with any ICE agents. How could one deal with knowing that person is basically the 21st century Gestapo? I have more respect for drug dealers and gangsters.

You misspelled Gestapo.

Oh you sweet summer millennials, it’s crystal clear what band to use to annoy old, white, racist shitbags:

Also more fat rolls.

Non-tarantula spiders have short lifespans—typically about a year. For me the 10-20 years you can get with a cat or dog isn’t enough, so I couldn’t keep them knowing how quickly I’d have my heart broken.

There’s a reason why white supremacists love Russia so much.

I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords. As long as you eat ppl like the Trumps.

And his fellow co-conspirators and all the assholes who love him and think Russia’s so peachy keen.

Best damn city in the US. <g>

Hey, do not drag my fave series into this mess. <g>

Christ, if/when the intelligence communities get all of the shitasses who colluded w/Putin out of power, I really hope the US sanctions the shit out of Russia. Even at the height of the Cold War I didn’t have the contempt for that country as I do now. I know it’s wrong but God I hate Russia.

It must really annoy Putin that Germany now has this rep as a very tolerant liberal country because they actually were arsed to learn from their history.

fukkin’ ninjas cutting onions in here...

Pittsburgh or Philly?

Random segue but I’ve always been oddly amused at the post Good Friday Agreement Real IRA name. I know it’s to differentiate from the provos, but it’s like they’re being all “Yeah, we’re the REAL IRA, not like those posers!”

That rumbling you heard and felt after this news was released wasn’t an earthquake. It was just the result of millions of POC (especially Muslim and black) all sarcastically shouting “What a surprise!” at the same time.

“For some reason, the issue of Vikings has become paramount for the monks of Lindisfarne.” Ealdorman Pence, CE 793