Do you have the source for this? I’m curious why they think the west coast would be under Chinese influence.

OK Putin fucked a white kidney bean and this fucker is the result.

Plausible deniability.

What makes this especially enraging is that this asshole is going to deny quality education to so many children, especially those who are PoC and/or disabled. She’s a fucking victimizer, not the victim.

So so true.

I want a lighthearted romantic comedy where Tom Hardy is the head of a no-kill animal shelter and Chris Evans is the cute new volunteer he falls for. Do it, Hollywood.

On the musical front, have you seen seasons 1-2 of Galavant? The show is cancelled now but it’s really a miracle it even got one season so it’s ok, but it’s a perfect combo of musical and comedy and 4th wall breaking and magnificent beards. If you haven’t already, check it out.

Extra benefit w/the jewelry is that it would ensure exploratory bites from sharks and other big fishes.

I live to serve.

I would rec the work of one Chuck Tingle: http://www.chucktingle.com/ Extra bonus is that under the persona you can tell they’re very progressive and savvy: http://lithub.com/how-a-self-published-writer-of-gay-erotica-beat-sci-fis-sad-puppiesat-their-own-game/

8 if you count Ivanka’s kids.

To make it even more fun, some of the pro-Israel types are scary fundie Xtians who secretly see Jews as lesser, but 1. hate Muslims more and 2. need Israel to exist for some convoluted bs Armageddon scenario.

I think he did that to stabilize himself to resist that pulling bullshit. Dude is an athlete so he knows that stuff.

Also cuz she’s prolly fucking Agent Orange.

It’s not like racism was invented solely by Americans. We’ve become depressingly good at it, but still we learned it by watching you, dad! We learned it by watching you!

Along with all the other reasons mentioned, apparently we should’ve listened to all those Republicans who wanted to destroy Russia in the 80s. Yeah I mention this a lot but it’s because I’m really scared that even if we can unite to vote the scum out the machines will just magically show Republicans winning,…

Also girlfriend has earned some side-eye for that Lucy abomination.

The first half of the first Captain America is pre-serum Steve Rogers, and it’s my fave part. They can very easily make it work.

It’s the scruff. Cute face + scruff = ridiculous levels of teh hawt.

Check out those superior Aryan genes there.