Jesus himself could’ve run and it wouldn’t have made any difference. First off, there’s the massive voter suppression thanks to the gutting of the VRA, and second, the Russians hacking the DNC (and RNC—and most likely blackmailing them) and probably the vote itself (no way does PA—a state that went blue for freakin’…

If this is what Obama looked like, can you imagine how fuming Luther must’ve been?

Any of them from Russia? I wonder when they talk about how Russians were thrilled that Fuckface von Clownstick won, but if you’re living in Putin’s Russia you have to act that way. They can’t all be yay Putin.

The DNC’s been hemorrhaging white voters since the Civil Rights Act. The RNC used the Southern Strategy to woo them their way. Personally, I don’t miss them one bit. Sanders and his ilk might want to woo them back, but to do so would mean betraying what the current Democratic Party stands for. And chances are it still…

They’re still an anti-democracy dictatorship. Still should be repellent to any red-blooded American.

It doesn’t matter what Putin’s personal politics are, though he is former KGB so he was at least once a commie. Whether we’re talking about the czars, the communist government, or the organized crime/military junta thing going on right now, monsters like him are always going to take advantage.

A college friend of mine is from Poland and she and her family were involved in the Solidarity movement. They barely escaped to the US and nearly ended up languishing in Siberia. I wonder what they think now.

He looks like the love child of Gilbert Gottfried and a douche bag.

I think what’s kept me from having a nervous breakdown is the fact that my depression has kicked my lethargy into hyper mode. I don’t want to become apathetic, but without it I’d be having 24/7 panic attacks.

I read rubber spatulas as rubber tarantulas and now have the funniest picture in my mind.

Gotta post this Pittsburgh Dad ep where he reads it:

Is the Honest name some ironic hipster thing? Cuz it sounds like nearly everything they offer has some problem or another.

The first rule of being a white supremacist: be the ugliest possible representative of your race.

Wow, the go-to country for hiding Nazi gold is extremely xenophobic?

This fucker’s head should be on a goddamn pike.

I don’t think he’s able to care beyond how his kids make him look. For Barron’s sake I hope I’m wrong, but that’s the vibe I get from him. Thank dog he spends all his time with his mom.

Just one thing, while groups like ASAN have made some inroads, there still is a lot of prejudice against autistic people (and disabled people in general). Just look at the comments whenever a parent murders their autistic child/ren. http://autisticadvocacy.org/2016/12/statement-on-the-sentencing-of-alex-spourdalakis-mu…

Right now Ron Swanson is feeling very sexually confused.

My mom’s old enough to remember what it was like before Salk’s vaccine. As a little girl she visited a child who was in an iron lung. That child never grew up.

I want to do one of those things to prove a point to my mom. She insists her side of the family is 100% Irish even though grandpa said that his grandfather married a Pennsylvania Dutch (ie, German) woman. Also, eating pork and sauerkraut has been a family tradition since forever. So I’m sure a test will show some…