OMG I have to get that fucksicles book for me and my mom.

If he’s talking about the typical gay definition of a bear, wouldn’t the family know just by looking at the guy? “Mom, Dad, I’m a bear. That means I’m big, burly, hairy, and gay.” “Um, son, we kinda know that already.”

One dentist I saw pointed out that acidic stuff like orange juice is just as bad or even worse than sugary stuff. The important thing is to either brush your teeth or chew sugar-free gum right after.

Speaking as an English major and recovering grammar pedant, I say that it’s an English word now, so as long as you’re not spelling it “finance” you do you. Refuse to kowtow to our Norman oppressors!

Speaking of adorable kittens, I saw Keanu recently. Best gangsta movie centered around a kitten ever.

The funny thing is, the Contras hated being called that. I can’t remember what they called themselves, but it wasn’t that.

I just had a mental image of the tons of slash you know has been written about them. And for once, the idea of RPS didn’t make me shudder.

Ever notice how white supremacists are fugly? Not exactly living up to the Aryan ideal.

They’d prolly appreciate that she used a biodegradable substance though.

Smooth. Chunky is an abomination.

Last time under the “enthusiastic consent” standards was when Bush Sr. was prez.

I can fap to this.

Yeah, some also compared him to King David and St. Paul and again, both of those men were severely punished by God before they repented. If we’re going to go by the Bible, surely losing the election and being exposed as a joke is Trump’s punishment to lead him to repentance, right?

Some of my faves: https://www.etsy.com/shop/SnarkyArtCompany 

I actually purchased a pdf of a cross stitch pattern someone on Etsy made of that meme. Haven’t worked on it yet but it’s in my queue.

Don’t have any in-process pics but I’m working on this: http://www.bayeux-broderie.com/gb/varied/64-harold-dux.html It’s a repro of a scene from the Bayeux Tapestry and I ordered it from France. You get linen piece with the outline of the design, a color reference chart, and wool thread. It uses an old Anglo-Saxon…

Probably a she. In the shark world, lady sharks are bigger than males. Sharks can be pretty tough and heal well most of the time, but it depends on how much damage was done to the gills. Poor sharky. 

The way they did this was very illegal: http://www.earthtouchnews.com/conservation/human-impact/a-great-white-shark-got-stuck-in-a-dive-cage-because-humans-did-something-illegal?

And chock full of mercury. Not a good idea to eat it often. Not only do sharks get a dose of mercury from what’s in the water, but they get even more from all the fish they eat, and they have very long lives so their flesh and fins have decades if not centuries of mercury in them. Also, avoid shark fin soup, not only…

Chilling with wildlife is way more badass. Though to be fair, cheetahs are pretty calm for big cats. The lion one is kickass.