While we’re on that subject, speaking as a mentally ill person, can people stop Dx’ing him with every condition in the DSM-5? There are people who are just very bad people. Perhaps even evil. It might sound kind of old fashioned to say so, but if the shoe fits...

ITA, and it’s so unfair about your father.

Over Macho Grande?

Going by the gratuitous nudity in “The Plan” I’m guessing their plan involved asses.

Is this an XKCD comic?

Clearly he’s talking about older dudes going after teens. That is skeevy even if it is legal. As long as you don’t pursue dudes in their teens, he’s not talking about men like you.

(shakes fist) MASSHOLE!!!!

I think even Alexander Hamilton would object to comparing Burr to Trump.

That is beautiful. Thanks for the link.

I’d go to Pedantworld, where history nerds gather and pick apart all the inaccuracies and anachronisms of the various other worlds. Extra PRO: the robots would love to participate in this for obvious reasons. Everyone wins.

You can even cross-stitch it: https://www.etsy.com/transaction/1191487037

Chuck Tingle is a goddamn American hero.

Lurch is far less creepy.

I keep expecting her to turn into Wonder Woman.

It’s not sexual assault because the chair was letting him and we know the chair let him because he said the chair let him.

Her anger translator must be epic.

Fondant is for the newbs. Elite cake decorators go buttercream or go home.

Alas, that doesn’t cause one to literally explode. You’d need something like this (warning, nightmare fuel): https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Diving_bell_accident

By FBI definition, if he penetrated any woman when he grabbed her by the pussy (I can’t fucking believe I’m writing these words regarding a presidential candidate), he did rape.

Eh, if that cat remembered how to cat there’d be even more dead chicks.