The skeletons in her closet are clearly really cheap obvious plastic ones for Halloween.

Also “alpha” and “beta”. If they’re not MRA/PUA types they’re talking about that creepy ass fanfiction, so either way it’s bad news.

It’s kind of an insult to Turner to make that his motivation instead of him being a thoughtful, intelligent man who read the Bible and interpreted it in a way to liberate people. Making him rebel because of the rape shows him reacting, instead of acting. I wouldn’t be surprised that the abuse of black women was part…

He’s actually right about that, which scares me. Not because of the sun scorching the earth thing, that’ll be billions of years from now, but that Johnson was right about something.

Tiffany and Marla are totally voting for Hillary on the down low. You can so tell they both hate him.

To be fair to the English/British monarchy, every 100 years or so a new house took over so they’re not very inbred. Also, some monarchs stubbornly refused to have children (I’m looking at you, Æthelstan and Elizabeth I) or were forced out by Parliament (should’ve become Protestant, James II), which again kept things…

She IS Leslie Knope.

She’d be doing this even if there weren’t a debate going on. She’s the student who read “War and Peace” or “Ulysses” over the summer for funzies.

I hereby decree that Poe’s Law be renamed Masshole’s Law.

Because they want to be the only ones who can rape white women, of course: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madge_Oberholtzer

Dumm Klummp

I wonder if “I’m nervous” is some kind of stranger danger code she and her parents came up with, like a way a kid can let their parents know they’re scared of someone without being confrontational. God knows I’d be afraid to have my hypothetical kids around him, especially if he started to compare them to Ivanka when…

And the occasional chipmunk, for a lark.

My reservations with the initiative was the focus on weight. Fat kids already get tortured for their weight by other kids, and even sometimes by teachers or their own family. Having a governmental program that’s focusing on their weight is not going to help with that burden. Emphasizing that everyone should try to eat…

The best part is at the end when the lady in pink subtly flips the bird at that asshole.

Simon was adorable too. Really missed when he left, which I assume was when Rheon got cast as Ramsay. Those tats...dude’s gonna have to start binge eating to stretch his skin out cuz he’s running out of room. And yes, UK accents are my Kryptonite.

Definitely marathon it and if the bf whinges, just send him to the kitchen to make you a sandwich, damnit. He’s so damn good as Cassidy, though he is kinda playing himself with an Irish accent. I’m already impatient for season 2.

Dunno about Rudy, but a certain Irish vampire would...

“he’s not exactly the brightest peanut in the turd”

I bet Tiffany thanks her mom every day for keeping that fucker as far away as possible.