David went on to complain about the prevalence of “fake geek girls”...

I wonder if Tomato Face eats a lot of tomatoes since he likes them so much or he sees it as akin to cannibalism because he likes them so much.

If that were true, why did you use the gendered insult “bitch”?

In romance novels you’re either an Irish or Scottish spitfire just waiting for a fierce warrior to tame you.

Yesterday my mom and I found out that our SNAP is going to be $16 a month. I am not joking. I work about 25 hrs/week earning minimum wage and she’s on Social Security but we somehow make too much to get any more (because mom’s on SS, she gets the $16 guaranteed). I’m still poor enough to be on Medicaid for now, which…

When I air-dry my hair and put it up in a ponytail, there’s a ringlet that escapes the ponytail. This ringlet is the perfect size and has no frizz at all. The rest of my hair is very slightly wavy and is held down my its thickness. That ringlet pisses me off the most, because it seems like my hair is mocking me by…

Of course she was having sex with him for money. God knows it couldn’t be because of his good looks or scintillating personality. So was Kendra and many other women. That doesn’t make her look bad in my eyes; IMO she was taking a bullet for the rest of womanhood.

Now if I can be 29 for nearly 15 years, she can be 25 for as long as she damn wants.

You’re not actually a T-Rex in a Captain America uniform? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!1

Sometimes I wonder if we should emphasize this point instead of trying to teach science to shit-for-brains. Cuz whether they’re aware or not, this is fucking eugenics shit. Remind them about the eugenics practices in the US. Or how disabled people, including autistics, were also victims of the Holocaust. Histrionic?…

If cats were even remotely capable of giving a shit, I’d be sad for them.

If you’re a math/logic nerd, when someone asks “Is it a boy or a girl?” you can say with total accuracy, “Yes!”

And even then it’s dicey. What if the fetus’ penis is so small they think it’s female? What if the baby ends up intersex? The only thing you can be 100% sure of is that it will be human.

I’ve often thought that we have it backward re. pants vs. skirts/dresses. Male bits are dangly and it makes more sense for them to wear skirts or dresses so they can breathe while female bits are internal and can handle pants better.

I’m now working in retail and having a uniform is so liberating. I save so much time deciding what to wear to work now. It’s just a question of what earrings and makeup that I want to wear.

And bottles, if mama wants to pump or use formula. And a complete lack of judgement on whether mom breast feeds or uses formula.

Me neither, because I read the synopsis that said so. I have it on confirmed authority that nothing bad happens to any fur babies in Keanu, so I’m def watching that.

Counterpoint: less was good enough for King Alfred the Great, who is a huge reason why we’re speaking today instead of Norse: http://itre.cis.upenn.edu/myl/languagelo…

I just have one question: does the kitten live? And are there any moments of violence towards animals I should look out for?

They were inspired by the movie John Wick, in which Keanu Reeves gets revenge on the people who killed his dog (a much more logical premise than in most action movies). I guess they chose a kitten to tweak the idea a little, and because wee teeny kittens are even more pathetically adorable when in duress, IMO.