Oh, we dreamed of sticks and mud. We had to pantomime holding sticks and pretending they were toys. You are so privileged.

It sure ain’t cuz they love women.

What is this from?

Another point I thought of after hitting send, is that I bet Hills knows where at least some (metaphorical) bodies are buried, and she probably has some leverage over some Republicans and wouldn’t be afraid to use it. Cynical as shit? Yes, but if she uses Slytherin means to achieve Gryffindor/Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw…

My main concern about Sanders is that I’m not sure how he’s going to prioritize certain issues. For example, free college tuition is extremely important to prevent young people from being saddled with crippling debt, but it won’t help a young woman who has to drop out because she’s being forced to carry an unwanted…

Fuck if I know exactly how she’d do it, or how Bernie would do it. I was just pointing out that she’s definitely had experience using diplomacy with people or governments that would be hostile to her and it could translate. If Sanders had the same kind of experience I’d give it the same weight. I’d vote for anyone…

Do I even want to ask about the rape literature?

She was Secretary of State—a position that requires one to work with potentially hostile people all the time. That alone would be good preparation to deal with hostile Republicans. Not to mention that she’s been enduring attacks from the right since the ‘90s and still comes up swinging.

I hope that members of that woman’s family print out her comment, and make a ton of copies so that when she hits 40 they can wallpaper a room with them just to remind her. I’m not even particularly angry at her; I just come from the kind of family that would totally do that and think it would be hysterical.

I use tubes. Pneumatic tubes.

...but I bleed from there...

Only if you hum “Thus Spake Zarathustra” while doing so.

And a million lbs of lube, I’m betting.

Without Medicaid I’m dead. When I applied after losing my job, it took 3 months before it was approved and during that time I was rationing my psych meds so much I nearly killed myself. If a conservative judge overturned the Medicaid expansion I will not be able to afford my meds and the depression would win.

Wait, is this weed or is it weed weed?

In Jan 2010 I lost my job and insurance (nearly everyone in my department was axed in some way or another). I immediately applied for Medicaid since my poor ass more than qualified for it. It took 3 months. By the third month, I was rationing meds and nearly died. Keeping the safety net intact is literally a life or…

THIS. IS. SPARTA!

And if it can be smelled more than that, whoever’s wearing that shit better be willing to pay for the ER bills when asthmatics like me have asthma attacks from it. That goes double for any perfumes that smell like cigar smoke. That’s like being next to a chain smoker who uses perfume instead of washing.

Yes, when Mattel does special celebrity dolls it uses unique face sculpts. They did the same thing for the Lucy Ball, Vivien Leigh as Scarlett O’Hara, and other celeb dolls.

He was also in the SyFy masterpiece Jersey Shore Shark Attack, which is so delightfully bad it’s good. He’s not in it for long before he gets et, but it’s fun.