Wait, are we talking about making lion curry? The various threads have blended into one for me. Need moar caffeine.

OK we need to set up some kind of master thread where STelizabeth takes drawing requests. Who’s with me?

Fuck Stalin cuz he was bangin hot in his youth. Marry Jesus because unconditional love from the biggest hippie ever. Kill Hitler because duh.

You might be able to sneak in some veggies provided you have a TON of ranch dressing.

If you’re putting tampons up your ass, you’re really doing it wrong.

Cuz only liberal hippie commie types would raise someone to be open-minded and loving.

This is begging for an “insert cock here” Photoshop.

Some less convoluted ways to neutralize Hitler:

It’s hard to know the mental capacity of someone who cannot communicate with others. FC is so questionable it can’t be seen as a reliable way to know about D.J.’s mental state and ability to consent. I’d say in this kind of situation it’s better to err on the side of not becoming a rapist. It runs the risk of making…

One would think that if he really did consent and knew about this case, he’d be using any facilitator to clear her name. Not keep mum and ensure she gets convicted.

Didn’t watch the ep but not surprised it was borked. They are rarely content to stick with one good story; they have to do 10 mediocre ones.

Whenever I think about how Musée del’Homme displayed Saartjie Baartman’s remains I want to kill. It took 8 years for Nelson Mandela to get them to turn over all of her remains so she could be properly buried. 8 years. FFS http://www.sahistory.org.za/people/sara-sa…

I remember when that evil cunt threw her autistic son off a bridge, people hated her at first, but when it was revealed the boy was autistic, totally different. This shit enrages me.

I find it interesting how so many can condemn Yates, who was legally insane when she killed her able-bodied children yet will always feel sympathy for parents who murder their disabled children, even when the murder is particularly brutal.

It’s like David Duchovny on Valium.

ARE YOU A WIZARD

You don’t realize how extreme Carson is because you fall asleep halfway through his answers. But he is definitely not a good guy.

They want it both ways, and they can’t.

The funny thing is, if you wrote it exactly as is people would say it was unrealistic. Man.

With most life insurance policies, if you’ve had the policy for more than 2 years and end up dying from suicide, they’ll still pay out because it’s assumed you bought it in good faith. Suicide is often done on impulse, so the likelihood of a suicidal person buying a policy and waiting at least 2 years before dying it…