In all seriousness, I think if I ever manage to do a proper cat’s eye, I will immediately evolve to a higher level.

I’m not raicst but I can totally spell antidisestablishmentarianism.

Rats are quite intelligent. And social. And cute. When you think about it, it’s only an insult if you don’t know science.

Needs more babushka insisting you eat something before you turn into a stick insect.

Don’t try to parse my comment; just revel in the beautiful murders you can commit with them...

The blood from your victims will look great on it, so who cares?

Will Graham: Please Hannibal?

It looks like she went back to the Old West and stole the shirt off of a fur trader.

Well now you done it. http://xkcd.com/1013/

Bell peppers are the bomb. Sweet, watery, and crunchtastic. Always eat raw.

I read somewhere that Lebanese folks like fries on their falafel. If that’s true, they’re honorary Yinzers.

Going by my childhood, I had mixture of “good” food and “junk” food, sort of an 80/20 split when growing up. My mom made fresh dinner most of the time but the occasional Mickey D’s run was allowed. She never talked about food being bad or good or about weight and while she limited the amount of sugary stuff we could…

We’re too busy putting fries on literally everything to hate. Unless if you’re against putting fries on everything.

The other day I met my new neighbor. She’s a vet who specializes in eye health. She has an adorable goggie, who is a collie mix named Rascal and is sweet and fluffy, and she has a cat who I haven’t met yet but is an orange fluffball like my mom’s cat. She’s not officially moving in yet but when she does Mom and I will…

Wait, is this picture supposed to say that Mark is going to eat that guinea pig, or that he is a guinea pig?

Use your mentality, wake up to reality...

You want them to procreate? You might be able to suffer fools gladly, but the rest of us would most likely go mad.

Don’t fuck with a dog bred to go after fucking honey badgers.

Religion is a tool. It can be used to raise people up, or knock people down. Slaveowners used the Bible to justify slavery; abolitionists used the same exact Bible to condemn it.

Some people find pathetic things loveable. I have to admit that even as a Steelers fan I can only mock Cleveland and the Browns for so long before I feel like I’m curb-stomping a toddler.