Weren’t Adam and Eve vegan in the Garden?

AKA, the St. Francis of Assisi principle. I approve.

Yeah, I’m guessing in such a utopia hetero-romantic asexual/demi-sexual types like will have to be raped into submission or something.

Derailing moment here—is that a Goliath birdeater in your icon?

Oh, if I transformed into a sloth in a beautiful white dress, how happy would I be...

No resemblance, unless if Clancy Brown resembled a fluffy orange cat in his youth. As for knowing their names, they do in general. Sometimes it seems they pretend to not know or can’t hear you, just like kids. Some cats always respond to their name while others just react to the fact it’s that person’s voice. Cats are…

My current kitty is named Cashew, cuz he’s nuts. My mom’s cat is named Clancy (he was called Sophie by his original owners, who apparently neglected to notice his lil’ orange cocktail onions—the moment I saw his fluffy orange face the name Clancy came to me). My now-at-Rainbow-Bridge cat was named Coyote, after the…

1. I like your mom

I’m pretty fucked up, and poor as shit, but I could still do a better job raising those kids if only because I wouldn’t let anyone get away with sexually abusing any of them, for dog’s sake.

Not to mention that Jesus preferred to hang out with tax collectors and sex workers over holier-than-thou douches.

Read the scary literature their cult has on how to deal with sex abuse. They totally blame the whore girls, even if said whore is 5 or even younger. Not joking here.

I know what I’m doing next Wednesday when I get my check.

Is Jesus a sexy black Latino guy?

Love the drama queen kid on his hands and knees begging God to save him. You know he was in vaudville 10 years later.

Alas, anti-psychotics can’t cure evil. Right now I truly believe that people who twist Jesus’ words the way they do have to be evil.

They deserve cult status. Best prices on Swarovski anywhere (yes, I did the math down to the cents) and $5 flat rate shipping. So much love for them.

Hunting animals that aren’t endangered is sooooo 1987.

I’d like to see what the locals who depended on eco tourism had to say. People in the city are more removed from the situation. Their opinions are interesting, but there are humans whose livelihoods are harmed by this.

Along with the mention of shark finning, I want to remind people that while finning is a horrible thing, bycatch also kills far too many sharks as well.

This whole case shows how interconnected things like conservation and human rights can be. Humans are going to suffer because of this, which is why the false binary some people use in these cases is such hot air.