Is the one guy’s ability swaddling himself like a baby?

#NotAllWhitePeople

This is what white people chose for leadership.

Yeah, all this just sounds like boilerplate third wave feminism.

Pretty onbrand for white women.

No crack for you!

If we are going to do that can’t we at least smoke the crack?

They would have 1.2 million concurrent players.

RomCom Westworld is the Westworld I never knew I needed until now.

Kunafa has like three ingredients, you had to hunt down a recipe for it?

Knafeh for breakfast is a serious gangster move. It makes sense, though, since it’s high in fat and sugar and has some protein.

My aunts and cousins make this for the holidays. They seem to have a system down — my aunt even assembles it at home, leaving out the syrup and rosewater, then adds the syrup and rosewater when she arrives at her destination and bakes.

I’ve never heard of Hokey Pokey or Sea Foam, but you can get Canadian bacon on a pizza literally anywhere.

I think the desire, and maybe the 5 to 10 year reality, is to move to one device.

I work in IT and don’t own anything except an iPhone.  Granted I have a work laptop I can use, but I’m not interested in spending my money on a larger device, but I’d love a bigger screen on my phone sometimes.  

Seattle? I stepped on a patch of grass this morning and sunk down to my ankle. On grass! I almost lost my shoe.

you don’t need to resort to theft.

Dafuq is with that IG pic? Is that his “least reliable meth dealer in Oklahoma” look?

He collects buttons and she teaches yoga to cats.

You mean the darker gray-colored flash between the skin and the rest of the flesh? Isn’t that where most of the omega-3s are? It’s delicious! Just eat it along with the crispy skin. 

This is the correct take.
Give me wax-sealed reliquiaries or give me death!