You are probably lying about being a lifelong democrat and definitely less than half the population is conservative. Like way less than half. 

Because its a live service game which means they wills top paying to run the servers you dumb shit. Its selling a product that will shortly be unusbale. How fucking dumb are you?

yeah wait, I like teams. Granted I worked at MSFT for years, but its way better than the alternatives. 

It looks like a kids CGI cartoon show

They are primarily used to loosen the booty before butt stuff by gays

God that game is so hard tho!

Groups of white women being terrible tippers? I NEVER! Without fail, every power lunch of four white women was a nightmare when I waited tables.

My dodgeball team is called the Gwenyth Pal-throws so I just can’t spell it right anymore

 I got back from a week in mexico and honestly this gloom might kill me. I dont remember it ever raining this much.

I worked at the Pig for many years and it's a lot more complicated than just Ken's abhorrent behavior. 

Except gamifying health and fitness metrics like this have shown to have a huge positive impact on people trying to get more sleep, lose weight, become more active etc. You seem real mad about something that a lot of people have used to help themselves be healthier. 

Except gamifying health and fitness metrics like this have shown to have a huge positive impact on people trying to…

you could use your blender if you have a good one

There are no good religious people, period end of story.

Name checks out

Then you should stop drinking beers in bars

Most of them arent even cuddly, they are total dicks

Use the full fat coconut cream

At least he finally gets in on that gay shit, you know, broke back

This is an hysterically bad take 

Bruh