Now we know which wizarding school he came from.

I’m confused about this advice column. Is it supposed to be bad? Am I just missing the joke?

A lot of strictly religious people are indoctrinated with the belief that being gay is not a sin, it is the ACT that is the sin. Because he is still struggling with the cognitive dissonance of being homosexual and a recovering Mormon, it sounds like he’s in a weird sort of limbo. Cuddling with another man = not…

Yeah, that one’s confusing. Cracks about shock therapy aside, I just will never understand someone’s continued insistence on belonging to a club that doesn’t want them.

And he moved to UTAH to purge dogmatic beliefs?

Wait. What is a practicing virgin? A non-virgin who is now abstaining? Is he saying he wants a gay, Republican, happily Mormon boyfriend? I’m SO CONFUSED.

I believe it translates as “The Nina.”

That’s a hot new take on the subject.

I think people conflate infidelity with non-monogamy too often. One can be in an open or non-monogamous relationship and still cheat. No matter how anyone spins it, cheating is an asshole move, regardless of the structure of one’s relationship.

I can’t wait for the sizzle reel of hidden clues.

What is this, Morning Broilers?

...wait.

It’s important to note that she also taught Gilly to read, later leading to her discovering Rhaegar and Lyanna’s secret marriage (even though Samwell totally ignored her at the time)

I’m just here to read all about y’alls relationships

We know where this conversation goes. Lot of dudes want to open up the relationship - only to realize that wifey will be getting it in before he finished the last syllable of the word polyamory.

You’re probably one of those people who complains about Evil Week every year.

Well, there’s a difference between ‘complaining in order to get a free night’ and ‘getting a free night because something went wrong’. Subtle difference that I really wish more people understood.

1) let’s revisit season 6. The worst monsters are the every day men in our lives.

in the groin? what a dick