Straight people will complain about gays not knowing who they are in middle school and then ask a 1st grade boy about his girlfriend. 

I tell my partner that there are sober kids in china to make sure he finishes his cocktail

WHY ARE YOU USING THE WORD DETOXIFY

WHY ARE YOU USING THE WORD DETOXIFY

Fining people for putting other people’s health at risk is perfectly reasonable. We make it illegal to drink and drive because drunk drivers kill people. This is no different. They are willfully making dangerous choices and as a society we have the right to punish them because those choices can affect others. 

You are still completely wrong in your first comment though. That community is almost entirely conservative republican. 

Honestly the lighting was pretty good on our floor on my old MSFT team. 

You honestly believe they would stop at not baking cakes? You have to be straight to think that

This never happened at my school so, no? Shitty parents make shitty kids.

Kids are cancer and you cannot convince me otherwise. Every story about children just makes me so glad I will never, ever, ever have kids. 

no gross, those things are gross

How does his name not get its own paragraph?

Excuse me, REGORY?!

no because she used the word faggot like 100x on twitter

Asaf’s twitter is FULL of her calling people faggot for years and years and when I pointed out that maybe she shouldnt be lionized as a result I got dragged for DAYS by the mob. Fuck Bernie. 

I have a pixel and a google home

Lol that guy jumps into EVERY thread to defend the honor of the incredibly downtrodden straight white dude. It would be funny if he wasnt so sad. 

Dude you have GOT to stop. 

The final Seru in Legend of Legaia, finding out that she was the lost princess, returning to your ruined home. That game is still one of my all time favorites. 

Jesus why is that robot smiling stop I hate it. 

Not to mention, complimenting someone on their laugh is one of the best things you can say to another person. I have never felt so warm and fuzzy than when someone said “I love your laugh” and I know it sounds like donkey with a machine gun