I had a trampoline and my friend broke his leg so bad he still walks with a limp?

Yeah answer alice please tell us what happens next!

That word is my address thanks

He is a fucking monster

I would stay stop going to church because its a scam 

And we still hate her

Just do it from payphones (do they still have those?) so you dont get arrested

Obviously you don’t

Holy shit how do you even get out of bed in the morning? Your life must be AGONIZING

I had it, its amazing

Seconded, i am super into it

The brooklyn hassidic population owns huge swaths of williamsburg and yet live off government benefits. You also cant marry outside of the community so they have the highest instances of recessive genetic disorders of any population in the world. Renting from a Hassid landlord was the worst year of my life. 

Hasids are such motherfuckers, they believe as a matter of course that anyone not a member of their community is subhuman. i don’t know how I feel about any effort to make them more likeable or sympathetic.

MADYSYN

The Ageno La Stoppa is one of my favorite wines on life and you can pry it from my cold dead orange fingers.

What are they gonna do with the $50K they raised for him?

Why is it trippy?

Also jesus why does HC look so OLD????

THIS CANNOT BE REAL

cream yes, so good