Yes.

I recently met a vegan Crosfitter who answered the age-old question.

You really nailed him! Killer burn, bro!

Still more packed than a Sunday afternoon at Great American.

I’m thinking there’s an alternate universe, where a red state version of Deadspin publishes articles with mostly the same content but different titles, like this one would be:

Hard to believe that a church affiliated entity might have trouble dealing with sexual crimes

Deadspin is Fox News, and the Cardinals are Obama.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

Should have just hit a woman instead, he’d have no trouble getting back on the field.

Yeah, I’m a Cubs fan, and even I can’t see how Matheny comes off bad in this one. They couldn’t have put more words in Matheny’s mouth if they were Gawker and Matheny was a Republican presidential candidate!

Yeah, this is horseshit. I hate the fucking Cardinals but nothing Matheny said here is wrong or entitled or any of the other shit implied.

I dislike the Cardinals, The Cardinals Way, Matheny, and all the rest of the nonsense, and yet I agree with you. Not a lot of there here.

This is Deadspin and the Cardinals. Logic doesn’t apply, just page views.

Yeah, I’m looking for the part where I should be outraged. :/

So Mike Matheney is saying they did everything they could do in their eyes to keep him and he chose someone else and they don't hold any hard feelings and this is still an indictment of how awful the Cardinals are? I'm confused.