She’s the Anne Hathaway of music.
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You know what great injustice is? THIS is great injustice.
Aaaaaaand, we’re going to need that sash, too, mkay?
Friends and fans, both of you, Thank You.
And, in the morning, they will leave a note on your bedside table that says, “Your awesome.”
They are handsome but boring on such a pervasive level that sex with either of them would be like when you swim in a really beautiful resort pool but you’re constipated or something so it’s just like eh.
Kylie Jenner lips on her back.
Re: Madonna. At first I thought she’d for some reason tweeted a pic of a pregnant pig.
“STATES HAS SPIDER BITE ON HIS PENIS WHICH HE ATTRIBUTES TO CLEANING HIS DECK IN HIS BOXERS.”
The only acceptable kind of yellow face.
With what? A stick?
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I’m a fancy artisan chocolate consumer and only know who these guys (these posturing olde-timey bearded buffoons) are when someone explained the Timmy Brothers Bespoke Water video was making fun of them. One good thing to come of Mast Bros, who are otherwise insufferable and no surprise their chocolate is overdressed…
What grinds my gears is that those douche brow are often far more successful than people who are genuinely talented. They are usually much better at marketing at PR.
Wanted: Gullible people who believe in superficial appearances and style over substance, materialism and consumerism over personal values, and a public lie over personal truth.
This is something that really grinds my gears (or conches my chocolate), so to speak...
Reminds me of the whole Noka thing years ago: http://dallasfood.org/2006/12/noka-c…
“We love making chocolate, and we have the audacity to think that we are pretty good at it too.”
Agreed. I suspect she’s too dumb even for Fox which is really saying something. Seems like she wasn’t offered a contract renewal and they’re allowing her to put the spin on it.
... the thing that saddens me the most because in a few generations the Huxtables will have been just a fairytale.
its like watching an infant discover how their arms work