You’re delusional! He looks like Corey Feldman dressed up as Scott Disick but couldn’t find a shirt in his size.

I agree! We are legion. I was sexually abused by my father since before I was old enough to remember until i was ten years old. I told a school counselor when I was fifteen (my dad had just become a father to a daughter with my stepmom, and in retrospect I know I was trying to protect her). As a result I’ve been…

Wait, wait, wait...a nail in her Taco Bell was the puke tipping point? Did she go there sober?

Srsly though:

I agree. Nudity near-nudity is so commonplace it’s hardly exciting any more. Who cares if Kim’s practically naked? She’s been photographed fully nude several times. Nothing to see here that we haven’t seen before. It’s not daring, it’s not interesting, it smacks of desperation.

Or that this has already been done like 2 years ago.

Biggest mistake ever Court? Really? THE biggest mistake. That’s the one?

For crissakes! If you’re going to dance.........DANCE!

Kylie at the pre-awards dinner. Keep at it, kiddo!!

oh look, her original face. i actually miss it.

He looks like he’s from a McDonald’s porn parody. Next thing you know, he’ll be stuffing Grimace’s muffin.

...and your mother made a career out of shitting on people.

I want Sex and the City to seamlessly evolve into the Golden Girls.

Why must we wait for this?

I can’t wait to see how hot she looks in this shoot once it’s photoshopped!

The Apricot Ashtray says “Pffffft! That’s nothing.”