The A.V. Club
[T]his reaction seems a little oversensitive.

Alien Jesus is outside your jurisdiction. He can only be tried in a court of Space Heaven.

"Your honor, my client is not a prostitute, she's a fitness trainer!"

It wasn't that she interrupted him, it was that she called out the next clue even though it wasn't her turn.

Days Without Mentioning Rape: 1

I am a doctor of HADES.

"I'm pretty sure that The Great Indoors guy is gay" - Chevy Chase.

What is this, a documentary? *tightens necktie, mugs for the camera*

What are your thoughts on blood splattering on the lens?

Ok…this is what this website was made for…you got this.

"Imagine @ConstanceWu as the lead of #EasyA"

Waiting rooms everywhere will be despondent!

Oddly enough, the "bad" Matt Damon resembles Ben Affleck…

To be fair, I don't think either Wolf Blitzer, Wolf Blitzer's parents, Wolf Blitzer's wife, CNN, or the collective consciousness of humankind consider Wolf Blitzer to be a "serious newsman."

An SNL cast member impersonating an SNL cast member? We're through the looking glass here people!

Well it's better than Fanfic Town, where people talk stiltedly and everything is expressed in strained metaphors, home to people like Azealia Raventree, whose eyes were as black as the darkness of a cloudless night and her hair was as silvery as the moon, and she was the most beautiful person in that town, but no one…

So long as you report your findings in a ditty.

"I'm being corrected again…apparently, House of Lies was never popular, its primary viewers being stoned Marvel fans under the impression it was an Iron Man spin-ff."

In my small town in Southwest Virginia, white people have all the shitty, soul-crushing jobs!

My Flatmate Lori - When Alice Thamson's flatmate was diagnosed with cancer, she didn't know what to do. The best treatments were unaffordable. She thought about cooking meth - but knew nothing of chemistry. Then, one day, she basically tapped on this kind of link . . . and her life changed forever.