You can't expect us all to NOTICE TWO THINGS.

Where's the HBO CEO of Tits when you need him?

It's amazing RFRC never caught on!

He rapes women.

That…that can't be. Surely What's on Tonight would have mentioned it!

Damn you FEMA! Here I was on the edge of my seat, wondering what piece of legislation Frank would implausibly use to justify his unpopular actions! I now know the righteous anger of Katrina victims!

He'll always be the guy who raped Lee Tergesen to me.

I was thinking, "was Bing even around when Spider-man came out?" and then I remembered the reboot…

Don't forget, the best way to watch The Walking Dead is on DirectTV!

But The Big Bang Theory told me only anti-social nerds like Star Wars. Has CBS been lying to me!?

I have bad news for you. You've died. This is hell.

So you want a realistic down-to-earth show that's completely off the wall and swarming with magic robots?

"Kids…Joe is…DEAD. Now, open your mystery boxes!" would've taken the show to a dark but interesting place.

That would've made it far too whitewashed for Eric.

"Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do," wasn't testing well with audiences.

sure, but that's only because they beat us up and steal our pizza box cheese!

My favorite has to be the commentary for Birdbot of Ice-Catraz, where Billy West does the Zoidberg voice the whole time. "Superb!" "Genius!"

Blood orgy!

Yes they are, it's a widely believed fact!

I mean they just give away R S T L N E like it's nothing!