...the game would be Super Ghouls and Ghosts. The year: 1993.

Sometimes I feel like I’m reading completely different articles than other people. Where is anyone making anything of this? It’s someone reporting on their feelings upon witnessing something in a game. He’s not saying it’s exactly like real life, or that it was a huge deal. He calls it “a bit chilling” (emphasis…

I have decided to write a parody article based on the above.

Base the review on how much you’re willing to spend on it:

At least in myself, I describe depression like this - imagine that over time, you realize that you no longer have the ability to feel joy. I don’t mean the kind of short-term pleasure you’d get from having sex or eating ice cream, but the simple enjoyment you’d get from playing video games, watching a movie, or doing…

My boss was in charge of hiring the DJ for our office party (300 employees + spouses, very corporate) but of course he dropped the ball and started calling people the day before the party. Since he couldn’t find anyone, he begged me to do it (I was in a band at the time so that somehow qualified me in his eyes). Not…

The funny thing is that the whole “children are invincible” thing came from Morrowind.

“But Morrowind didn’t have children!” you exclaim. Correct, BASE Morrowind dind’t have children. But the modding community was really, really dedicated, and so in one of the attempts to make the cities busier (with randomly…

That’s because you were raised to be a wimp. The first time I was mini-nuked, I was only 8 years old. When dad says to take out the trash, you damn well better take out the trash.

I think the value of decision based video games is that it gives a playground for people to test different moral schemes with no real life consequences. You lose a lot of that value if you prevent players from making the least ethical decisions. That said you don't bring the lost value back if nothing follows from…

Things like this are one of the biggest reasons I get the majority of my gaming news here. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve had less and less time for video games (stupid real life!), so what I spend my time and money on is more precious. When I shell out cash monies for a new game and decide to dedicate whatever few free…

spoiler alert you dumb fuck

‘Without spoiling too much ‘
Dude that was a massive spoiler wtf....not cool

“Without spoiling too much, your character’s motivation upon exiting the Vault is to find your child.”

This needs to be marked for spoilers. I would have liked to find out my reason for leaving the Vault on my own. Now I already know. Thanks.

Bro, ease up on the spoilers, I could’t even make it through the first 2 paragraphs without feeling like you’ve spoiled the entire intro, and the opening moments.

“Your main quest is to find your child.”

“Without giving away too much,” and then gives a huge spoiler and reveals the entire point of the entire game. I hate you

Wow you really should have said SPOILERS before you ruined the main plot with your first sentence of your third paragraph...

I don’t want to read how you played the game. Just the neat stuff you can do or can’t do and if it’s worth it. I can figure out the rest myself without one spoiler after another.

The main quest is terrific. Without spoiling too much, your character’s motivation upon exiting the Vault is to find your child .