cowboybrian
Cowboy Brian
cowboybrian

I’m not sure what you’re trying to say. I think it’s being an asshole is a god given right. If so, fuck you.

He’s like Ted Nugent with even less talent. This idiot can’t even write a song.

The concept car was beautiful. This is just another BMW knockoff.

Hopefully Ferrari makes running shoes, because the dude will be walking for a while. Or perhaps he can wear a Ferrari jumpsuit in prison. Most likely, he’ll just throw a lot of money at it and walk away. If he throws a ton of money at it, he might drive away. All depends if daddy knows the judge.

I hope daddy makes him drive an old Kia from now on.