This is gonna be good.

You had me at "...Ian....shut the fuck up."

YUUUUUPPPP. The whole “lesser of two evils” BS holds a lot less weight when your kid is in a cage, or your house is on fire because of climate change, or your father died from COVID (as mine did in April). And if someone doesn’t like it, I don’t really give a shit - just because you’re privileged enough to whine about…

Look...Ian...I mean this in the nicest way possible, and I say this as a fellow progressive who has tried to get people to vote for Bernie twice in a row, and this isn’t directed at you specifically but at the group you are currently representing with this article...but please, shut the fuck up.

Ian really sounds like a Kremlin agent in this article.

You know, I would be a lot more on board with Biden skepticism if it was powered by actual concerns and not baldfaced lies like this:

What surprised me even more about Biden is that he apparently seems to genuinely want to go after Trump with charges and investigations post-election. I honestly thought he would go the whole “we need to heal” route and just pre-emptively pardon him to just make him go away... but it seems as thought that may not…

Yep, I haven’t tasted this much salt since getting a mouthful of Galveston saltwater from when I was a kid *puke*

Yeah.. I understand this isn’t as progressive as many on the left would prefer, but to say it’s “very little substance” is just a gross misuse of that phrase — it’s incredibly substantial, with concrete policy goals and figures.

“Much like Biden’s presidential platform, there’s very little substance here”

Ngl I like the writing in the RE games and CG films because they are absolutely batshit insane. It’s camp, cliche, and over top and it knows it is, I can respect that.

The CGI movies are fun, and I’ll hear no nonsense to the contrary. 

I think you mean in a good way.

The rendition being covered is by Johnny Cash, yes.

If it were my actual son, I’d pay almost any sum of money to make that happen, even if I couldn’t hug him.  Just talking to him to him (even if he couldnt even hear me) would be beyond any valuie.  No idea how i’d feel about a digital representation.

Lol. As a Latino man, the number of times that non Latin white people have tried to correct me on that is insane.

I stop playing MK games when they came out with that x-ray vision combo.  Just couldn’t stomach it.

“You’d walk around the office and one guy would be watching hangings on YouTube, another guy would be looking at pictures of murder victims, someone else would be watching a video of a cow being slaughtered,” they said. “The scary part was always the point at which new people on the project got used to it. And I…

Here my only tip: Play Resident Evil Revelations instead!